"The BYU Cougars could beat the Power Rangers in football."
"My neighbor Jesse is The Farting King. His farts are long and loud."
"Bad guys wear handcuffs and live in cages."
"Girls sure don't know much."
"Miss Susie, I didn't come to school last time because I like my mom better than you."
"Is this kind of car called a mustache?" (It was really a Ford Mustang)
"If we don't wear our seat belts on the way to school, the police will come and underest us."
"My dad is very old, he's sixteen."